Why You Should Date an Ultimate Frisbee Bae

Cuffing season is in full swing and before you know it, everyone will be holding hands and frolicking under the holiday lights whilst you watch Shrek for the 4th time in a row and long for the unconditional love Lord Farquaad and Fiona shared.

BUT WAIT…. Buzzfeed may tell you to turn your eyes toward the shy rebellious type in your film studies class, or the funny barista at your local Starbucks. But what happened to the good old fashioned hunky jock? No, we are not talking about the star quarterback of the football team right now. Instead, turn your attention to the ultimate bae.

Why are Ultimate Frisbee Bae’s so Irresistible?

  • They’ll watch chick FLICKS with you
  • When you adopt a dog together one day, your FRIS-bae will be the Ultimate thrower in fetch
  • They only give you BACKHANDED compliments on occasion
  • For Christmas, they will very likely give you a DISC in a box
  • Their DISC-o-fever makes them great dance partners
  • They are very DISCiplined and focused individuals


The list goes on but these are just a few of the many ways an ultimate player may attempt to woo you. Forget about that charming barista over there, and turn your gaze to that the fris-bae.